John dies at the end ...

[Bobbi]

Wollte nicht jemand was in English? Das online Buch hat mir richtig Spass gemacht. Gute Schreibe, leicht zu lesen, falls jemand bedenken hat.
Riddle:
Let's say you have an ax. The kind that you could use, in a pinch, to hack a man's head off. And let's say that very situation comes up and for some very solid reasons you behead a man. On the follow-through, though, the handle of the ax snaps in half in a spray of splinters. So the next day you take it to the ax store down the block and get a new handle, fabricating a story for the guy behind the counter and explaining away the reddish dark stains as barbecue sauce.

Now, that next spring you find in your garage a creature that looks like a cross-bred badger and anaconda. A badgerconda. And so you grab your trusty ax and chop off one of the beast's heads, but in the process the blade of the ax strikes the concrete floor and shatters.

This means another trip to McMillan & Sons Ax Mart. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He's also got a new head attached and it's wearing that unique expression of "you're the man who killed me last Spring" resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.

You brandish your ax. He takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, "that's the same ax that slayed me!"

Is he right?
LG
die Bobbi
http://www.johndiesattheend.com/

[Bobbi]

Ja, was? Kein Kommentar??
Ich werde nichtmal zerrissen, einfach nur ignoriert? Pffft, Euch zeige ich nochmal Kultur .....

[dokuya]

Ich les das mal
Danke!

LG
dokuya

[Bobbi]

erwarte nicht wirklich Kultur aber ist wirklich lustig lesen. So Szenen wie das hier kennnen wir doch alle:
I walked over to a cushioned chair and scooped out its contents (four worn magazines full of video game cheats, a sketchpad, and a leather-bound King James Version of the Holy Bible) and settled in. A leg promptly broke off, and the whole chair slumped over at a 30-degree angle. I leaned over nonchalantly, trying to look like that's exactly what I expected to happen.

[Würmchen]

Worum geht es da? Bin zu faul zum Lesen und das Bild im Link ist mir sehr unheimlich

[dokuya]

Original geschrieben von Bobbi

A leg promptly broke off, and the whole chair slumped over at a 30-degree angle. I leaned over nonchalantly, trying to look like that's exactly what I expected to happen.

Jaaa genau, sowas les ich doch gern

LG
dokuya, die eigentlich sinnvolleres zu tun hätte...

[Bobbi]

Das ist so eine "Horror" Geschichte ala Steven King aber sehr lustig geschrieben. Das sind so zwei Kasper als Geisterjaeger, da fragt man sich als Leser ob die jemans in der Lage sind auch nur einen ganz normalen Tag ohne Geister ohne Unfaelle zu ueberstehen. Da werden sie also wiedermal zum Einsatz gerufen udn kommen zu dem besagten Spuk Haus und dann...
"Shelly lived in a simple two-story, black-shudders-on-white-siding farmhouse, the thing on an island of turf in a sea of harvest-flattened cornfields. Her family was all about the pleasant farmhouse stuff; a mailbox shaped like a cow, a hand-painted sign on the front door that read "The Morrison's - Established 1962." John and I had a long debate about whether or not that apostrophe belonged there."
Ist also mehr lustig als gruselig. Allerdings bin ich selbst noch nicht durch, weil immer was dazwischen kommt und ich nie lange lesen kann.
LG
die Bobbi