Expressions for women on high stress days

[Elmyra]

Bekam ich gerade geschickt , erinnert sehr an die Rundmail 'Beleidigungen für jeden Anlass '

Expressions for women on high stress days

1. You - Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

[Layla]

Gleich weitergeleitet.

[Dora Diamant]

Ich ergänze noch um "Some monings it just ain't worth chewing through the leather straps."

[LieseLotte]

1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5) I have plenty of vision and talent. I just don't give a Damn!

6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7) What am I??? Flypaper for freaks?

8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth,

10) Ahhh . . . . I see the Screwed Up fairy has visited us again.

11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Kahrma to burn off.

13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial.

14) No, My powers can only be used for good.

15) How about Never?? Is Never good for you?

16) You sound reasonable - - - time to up my medication.

17) I'm easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.

18) I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

19) I'm out of mind, but please feel free to leave me a message.

20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant

21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22) My Toys !! My toys !! I can't work without MY Toys !!!

23) It might appear that I am doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

[Puckprinzessin]

"Yes, I am an agent of Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial."

Den merk ich mir.

[Blu-Belle]

Mein Liebling:
I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

PS: Wer noch was hat, BITTE mehr davon!!!

[Elmyra]

Danke Frau Lotte!! Schöne Sachen.

[Puckprinzessin]

Mein Liebling:
I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

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Das hatte ich mal auf einem Shirt stehen.

[Blu-Belle]

Das hatte ich mal auf einem Shirt stehen.

Das ist mutig, aber super!!!!

[HopiStar]

Die hier hätte ich gerne alle zusammen auf einem Shirt

1. You - Off my planet.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.