hab' hier noch ein paar Sachen:

>A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make
>you the happiest woman in the world"
>The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
>stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the
>neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>A: A rumour.
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>He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
>love to you really badly.
>She said - Well, you succeeded.
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>He said - Two inches more and I would be king
>She said - Two inches less, and you'd be queen
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>On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
>Written just below it, "I do not"
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>He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board
>while I sit on the sofa and fart all night.
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>He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money
>I gave you?
>She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat ba#tard.
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>** THOUGHT FOR THE DAY **
>Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.