Englische E-Mail...

[Bibi]

Hallo, ich habe gerade eine ganz komische Englische E-Mail bekommen und habe Probleme, den Staz zu übersetzten!

DEAR SIR,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS TRANSACTION

WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT, I AM ADAMU MOHAMMED, THE DIRECTOR
IN CHARGE OF AUDIT AND ACCOUTS UNIT, FOREIGN REMITTACE DEPT. OF THE INTERNATIONAL
MERCHANT BANK OF AFRICA, NIGERIA WEST AFRICA.

I GOT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS RECOMMENDED BY THE INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN
MINISTRY AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU FOR BENEFICIAL AND A 100% RISK
FREEBUSINESS TRANSACTION.

DURING OUR AUDITING AND INVESTIGATIONS IN THIS BANK MY DEPARTMENT
CAME ACCROSS THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY
(US$18,000,000.00) BELONGING TO A MORROCCAN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN
WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN IN 5TH NOVEMBER 1997 AEROPLANE
CRASH IN ABIDJAN. BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY TO THIS DEVELOPMENT, THERE
WAS NO TRACE OF CLAIM FROM ANY PERSON AS THE FUND REMAINS DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT
WITH THIS BANK.

ALTHOUGH I KEPT THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MY JURISDICTION TO
ENABLE US PUT CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE SAID AMOUNT THROUGH A TRUSTWORTHY
FRIEND OVERSEAS WHOM WE SHALL PRESENT TO THE BANK AS THE BONAFIDE
NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED FOR A PROFITABLE AND SUCCESSFUL DEAL.
MEANWHILE ALL THE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIMS AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN
TO THE DECEASED, TO GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER OF THIS
MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.

THE DIRECTIVES AND THE NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU
AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO THIS GREAT BUINESS OPPORTUNITY.
INFACT, I COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE, BUT BECAUSE CIVIL SERVANTS
ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT AND IT WOULD
EVENTUALLY RAISE EYEBROWS ON OUR SIDE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER
BECAUSE I AM A STAFF OF THE BANK.

THESE ARE THE ACTUAL REASONS IT REQUIRES A SECOND-FELLOW WHO WILL
FORWARD CLAIMS BY OUR SUPPORT AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN. WITH
NIGERIAN COURT AFFIDAVIT TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN
BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY ON HIS/HER REQUEST WILL BE RE-TRANSFERED INTO.

ON CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE ENTITTLED TO 15%
OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION 5% OF THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE USED TO REINBURSE
EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE FROM TELEPHONE BILLS AND OTHER EXPENSES
DURING THE TRANSACTION WHILE 80% WILL BE FORME AND MY COLLEAGUES HERE.

PLEASE YOU HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP TOP SCRET AS WE ARE STILL IN
SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER I CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL
YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT, WE THEN MEET IN YOUR COUNTRY
FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES
PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FOR INVESTMENT IN ANY COUNTRY YOU MAY ADVICE
US TOO. ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN
I HEAR FROM YOU. I SUGGEST YOU
GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

ADAMU MOHAMMED
DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT



Wer kann mir helfen?

[Copycat]

Um es mal grob zu übersetzen: Bitte lösch mich sofort und glaub auf keinen Fall den Mist hier.

[Bibi]

ist schon so gut wie erledigt

[Aladdin Sane]

Und darauf sind schon etliche Leute reingefallen! *keinwitz*

[Bibi]

Naja, ich wollte ja eigentlich nur wissen, was es grob heisst.

Ich habe zwei Mails von dem Deppen bekommen

[Binie]

So einen Quatsch bekommen wir in der Firma auch wöchentlich aus diversen Ländern. Die werden sofort gelöscht. Dass da noch jemand drauf reinfällt, kann ich allerdings nicht glauben

Liebe Grüße
Binie

[Bibi]

Ich habe es ja schon gelöscht.

[Aladdin Sane]

Binie: Lies mal eine der letzten c´t. Ist immer noch aktuell.

Bibi: Im Prinzip möchte jemand von dir mehrere Tausend €´s, um ein angebliches Millionen-Vermögen irgendwo auslösen zu können und dich daran beteiligen...

[Bibi]

Haben die ne Macke? Das mache ich nicht

[Exuser72]

Mein ehemaliger Chef, ein wahrlich ehrhafter Mann , wollte sich daran beteiligen