15 ways to amuse yourself in Tesco's

[skaja]

Hi,

also, Nummer 13 ist natürlich mein Favorit



15 Ways To Amuse Yourself In Tesco:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.


5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on stored
transaction.


6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.


10. While handling knives in the kitchenware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.


12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.


13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly...."Hey! We're out
of toilet paper in here!

[pinkcandy]

Zum Totlachen!

Die Liste muß ich meinem Mann zeigen. Er ist Engländer und wir waren erst letztens in GB einem Tescos Supermarkt.

Echt köstlich!

LG
Pinkcandy

[Exuser68]

Ob das auch im Walmart funktioniert???

Viele grüße,

melis

[skaja]

... das funktioniert BESTIMMT auch im Walmart oder im Real. Erfahrungsberichte dann bitte HIER reintippen

Gruß
Katja

[Nicht_der_Papa]

Die Nr. 15 ist ja auch richtig appetitlich